Lindy and Logan face their parents who have just returned from a night out, determined to somehow understand just how their home became covered in foam, why pizza is falling from the ceiling, how a goat got into their living room, why a snake is in their sofa and what happened to Mrs. Klasby, the 91-year-old babysitter.
The episode begins with Bob and Nora Watson returning home from a night out and discovering that their house is a mess. Jasmine says that this is more of a family issue meaning that she should leave but Nora says that she'll make it a family issue because her mom's on speed dial. Bob and Nora both want to know what happened to Mrs. Klasby, the 91 year old babysitter, Lindy and Logan both say in unison that they didn't do it.
The scene goes back to the whole gang, sitting down and Bob and Nora are still waiting for an answer. Lindy grabs the megaphone and tries to distract her parents but Nora still wants to know what happened and urges someone to start talking. Coincidentally the goat walks in and Nora says "Other than the goat!" so Lindy gives in and explains. A montage is shown of Lindy and Logan throughout the years having to share their birthday cake, the TV remote and even a cat unbeknownst to their parents. Lindy says that her and Logan are both tired of sharing things and Logan adds that it's kind of their fault for having them. Nora tells them to say one story at a time and Bob wants to know who cat it was. Logan starts off the story of how they got the cat and Nora interrupts and says "Mrs. Klasby!", making them get back on topic.
In the next scene, the gang start high school and Lindy is exciting that she's finally at high school and that the school is so big that she won't have to see Logan. Logan also says that he won't have to share anything with anymore except for their surname, their ride home and their birthmark shaped like Finland. Garrett then steps and asks "Really? That's all you share? Not your friends? I find that very hurtful." Logan then sets up a plan that he gets Garrett, Lindy gets Jasmine and that they can trade of Delia every other week. Delia then says that she's not a puppy and Garrett treats her like one and says "It's okay, let's go to class, come on!" and Jasmine follows them off scene and says "Careful, she bites sometimes". Logan tells Lindy that people will be waiting for him to sign their yearbooks at graduation and Lindy says that she'll be the one graduating. They both then go look for their lockers and to both of their chagrin they find out that they're locker mates. Next, Lindy puts her arm hand on Logan's shoulder asks Logan who's his English teacher and Logan says Mrs. Braxton, which is Lindy's English teacher as well, and Logan retaliates by telling Lindy that she knows that he hates it when she touches him and Lindy embarrassing him by saying "I do, yes I do, yes I do!" and Logan quickly goes off to class.
Both Lindy and Jasmine are in the hallway waiting for Delia and Jasmine says that she's already behind. Lindy then questions her asking why and Jasmine says that she hasn't met any new boys and that she thought that she'd be surrounding by a bunch of hot boys. Jasmine then wonders where Delia is and Delia comes down the stairs with a bunch of guys around her. Lindy then asks Delia "What was that about?" and Delia says that she made some new friends in the theater department. Jasmine then gets upset that Delia has four boys already and Lindy reminds her that there's so much more than boys at school. Lindy says that she wants to run for student council, try out for gymnastics and then be Miss' that guy. Seth enters the scene and Jasmine tells Lindy who he is. Seth then says hey to Lindy and Lindy tells Jasmine and Delia that she has got to find a way to get close to Seth Wall. The bell rings and Delia says that she has to get back to class and calls for her boys' assistance.
The flashback ends and Nora says that this has nothing to do with the house or Mrs. Klasby. Bob they says that they've lost track of the goat and Lindy says that she'll go find it and Logan says that he'll go to Mexico. Nora then tells them to sit down but not on the pizza stain. Garrett voluntarily offers to clean it up but then discovers a python under the couch. Logan then tells his parents that they never said no python and Lindy says that they didn't say no goat either. Nora then demands them to finish the story.
Logan narrates and says that he and Garrett were facing a life changing decision. He says that their entire high school future depends on where they sit during lunch. It's their time to shine and that they have to put on their best 'sup' face. They both go into the cafeteria and says "Sup" to everyone. Garrett asks Logan if his sup face is crooked because it seems crooked, Logan then tells him to tilt his head a little. Logan then spots Seth Wall and says that he owns this place. If they hang with him their next four years are golden. Garrett instantly says that they're freshmen and they can't just go up to a senior like they're people. Logan tells Garrett that he's got this and they walk up to Seth. Logan then introduces himself and asks Seth if he can join him however, Seth knows that they're freshmen and tells them that they have to sit where freshmen sit which is underneath a vent where food falls out. Logan says that they're not like ordinary freshmen and that they're special - the scene switches to Logan and Garrett sitting where freshmen sit and Logan then says that he will not stand for this and he make his mark and that he has to find a way to get tight with Seth Wall. Garrett thinks that he just ate insulation.
The scene changes and Bob and Nora tell Lindy and Logan that they have to going out of town for work and that they can invite the gang around and give them a set of rules. Lindy and Logan completely ignore them and think about their party and how it equals Seth Wall. Nora asks them if they are okay with the plans and the twins both agree.
Lindy and Logan are both setting up for their party and both ask each other "What are you doing?" Lindy then says that she's planning for her party tonight and Logan says that that he's having a party as well. A disappointed Lindy then says that she's shared every single party with him and Logan asks Lindy if he thinks that he liked having a Princess Patty Pony Party every other year and that Lindy's not going anywhere near Loganfest. Lindy then tells Logan that it's called Lindy-Palooza and after their sort argument, Mrs. Klasby comes in and tells Lindy and Logan that their parents hired her and that she's just here for the cable TV and the massage chair... and the popcorn. Lindy and Logan both agree to figure this out together because half of the school's on their way and Logan says that they'll have her party and Lindy corrects him by having of their party. The twins go inside to convince Mrs. Klasby to have their party but they soon realize that her eyes are closed and that she isn't answering. Lindy then thinks that she's one more than old meaning dead and they freak out asking how this could've happened because a minute ago she was fine. Logan then tells Lindy that it's the circle of life or not life and Lindy immediately suggests calling Emergency Services and canceling the party. Logan agrees then changes his mind and tells Lindy to not think of this as their party put as a tribute to Mrs. Klasby. Lindy then asks Lindy if Logan's out of his mind and he says not at all. Then Logan tries to convince Lindy to have the party and she almost changes her mind but then changes it again. After that the doorbell rings and it's too late to cancel, Mrs. Klasby opens and shuts her eyes.
The flashback quickly ends and Nora says that they still went on with the party even though they thought Mrs. Klasby had passed on and Logan says that he prefers the term celebration of life.
In the following scene, the party has begun and everyone is dancing. The DJ starts dropping beats and Garrett then reminds people to pick up some coasters which everyone seems to ignore and the scene switches over to Lindy and Logan in the basement carrying Mrs. Klasby. Then starts off with Logan complaining about how he didn't expect to pick up a lady this way. Lindy then tells Logan to shh as she's calling Emergency Services and that it may take a while and that there's nothing they can do anyway. A frustrated Logan says that he said that but whenever he has an idea Lindy just sounds like he's stupid. He then accidentally drops Mrs. Klasby and Lindy shouts "LOGAN!" then apologizes to Mrs. Klasby. The pair of them run downstairs to see whether she's okay then Logan says that it could've been worse. Lindy asks Logan what should they do and Logan says to go upstairs and enjoy the party. Logan then wonders whether 'his boy' Seth Wall is here yet and Lindy looks and Logan and says that she's having her party for Seth Wall. They then realize that they're both fighting over a dude. Garrett enters the scene carrying a quilt and says "Some jerk face spilled smoothie on ya mom's quilt. Don't worry, I can get the stain out." Logan then guesses that Garrett was the jerk face and Garrett says "Affirmative." then walks over to the washing machine and also tells Lindy and Logan that Seth Wall just pulled up. Lindy and Logan both run upstairs and Garrett puts the quilt into the washing machine. He then gets startled when Mrs. Klasby tells him not to forget to put the fabric softener in. Garrett then asks Mrs. Klasby what she is doing in the laundry bin and Mrs. Klasby can't seem to remember a thing. After, Garrett then continues concentrating on the washing machine but accidentally spills the fabric softener, causing the machine to overflow. He tries to fix it but ends up walking away from the washing machine, smiling.
As the party is still going on, Delia dances with a goat called Billy that she invited and Jasmine asks Delia where the coats go and gives Delia her coat, saying that she's the best. Everyone then ends up giving Delia their coats. Jasmine spots Lindy and says that the music is great and she's glad that she's dropping oldies. Lindy then says that "Logan dropped her, not me!" and then asks where Seth Wall is. Jasmine then tells Lindy that he is outside signing autographs and hugs her because she got Seth to show up. Seth then smiles at Lindy and Lindy smiles back and him. The DJ then shouts out "FOAM PARTY" and Logan says "This is awesome, you ordered a foam machine?" Lindy then replies with "I thought you did?" Garrett then comes in and says that he fixed their washing machine but someone needs to fix their washing machine. Someone then says "Wait to ride the waves, Mrs. K!" Lindy and Logan both look at each other and say: "Mrs. K?!" then Lindy says "What are you guys doing with her? She's-" Garrett then cuts Lindy off and says "I know, mad tired, right? I just talked to her in the basement." Lindy and Logan are still confused and Garrett explains that sometimes Mrs. Klasby is up and sometimes she's snoring asleep. Logan then double checks and Lindy says that she's alive! Jasmine then says that there's someone threatening to call the cops if he doesn't speak to the chaperon. Lindy and Logan both shout "Deputy Doug" and the camera turns to him and Mrs. Klasby.
The flashback ends and Nora then asks the gang why they didn't tell Deputy Doug Mrs. Klasby was asleep as that would've been the mature thing to do. Logan then says that if they we're mature they wouldn't be having this conversation.
Garrett is carrying a pizza and Lindy thinks of a plan. The goat then startles him and Garrett throws the pizza in the air. Logan then tells Garrett, Lindy and Jasmine to hide Mrs. Klasby while he talks to Doug. Deputy Doug eventually asks Logan who's the adult in charge and Logan says that he is as he's got pit hair now. Then he says that it's Mrs. Klasby. Deputy Doug then says that she used to babysit him and made him rub her feet. He tells Logan that she'd never let him have a party and to let him speak to her. Logan then tells him that she's in the patio so he walks over there while Garrett, Lindy and Jasmine really take Mrs. Klasby upstairs. Just when Lindy is about to follow them upstairs, Seth calls for her and says that he's been looking for her. Seth thinks that Lindy is called Lindy Palooza but Lindy doesn't correct him. Seth then calls Lindy really cool and Lindy asks if he can say it while she's recording because she's heard it in her head so many times. Lindy gets Seth to say it in her phone and Seth invites Lindy to hear a friend's band play which Lindy declines because she has to help out her brother and her friends. Seth then calls them a bunch of freshmen and Logan lame then Lindy leads Seth to the door and tells him to never call her brother lame because Logan is a much better person then he'll ever be and closes the door in his face. Logan then overhears Lindy and Lindy calls him lame and walks upstairs, leaving Logan smiling that Lindy has stuck up for him.
Garrett and Jasmine are watching Mrs. Klasby when Lindy enters the room. Garrett doesn't like that Mrs. Klasby is watching him so Lindy turns her around, making her fall over. A hand starts to move under Mrs. Klasby and Garrett and Jasmine scream. Delia then gets up from some coats and Jasmine asks whether she's okay. Delia then says that she's not but if she means the coats and whoever that is then she's fine.
Deputy Doug realizes that Mrs. Klasby isn't in the patio and decides to call the cops. Logan then asks whether they can work something out and if he likes goats. Doug then says that every party's better with a goat. Suddenly, Lindy as Mrs. Klasby gets his attention and tells him that she'll deal with it. but Garrett almost gives them away when he sneezed but fortunately Deputy Doug then says that he will show himself out and the gang starts to cheer. Lindy can't believe that they pulled it off and Jasmine says that they'll do it again in a heartbeat which Mrs. Klasby still has. Logan then comes in the room and tells them that they were awesome and that out of all of the great memories they've had since starting high school Monday this one was the best. They then take a picture together and as Logan takes it Mrs. Klasby falls out the window and into the hot tub. Deputy Doug is shocked and calls for Mrs. Klasby, Lindy calls "Marco" and Mrs. Klasby replies with "Polo".
The flashback quickly ends again and Nora says that none of this explains why there's a six foot python in the house. It then quickly switches scenes to Delia putting the python under the couch because this it's the perfect place for her to lay her eggs. The last flashback ends and Jasmine says that she's going to take Delia and Garrett home and give them a good stern talking to. Nora then says that she's still going to call her parents and Jasmine says that she understands and they leave. Bob and Nora go to get Mrs. Klasby out of the hot tub and Logan then thanks Lindy for not bailing on him to leave with Seth and telling him that he's a great guy. He then asks if Lindy really felt that way and Lindy says "Logan, of course! No matter what, you're still my twin brother. Lindy then reaches out to hug Logan and they Lindy's pleased that he's letting her touch him and that they're hugging. Logan they says that it's a touchdown and makes Lindy fall on the ground. Lindy then says that Logan's so lame.
Lindy and Logan see Mrs. Klasby in the hot tub and Lindy asks if there's any luck trying to get her to wake up. Nora then says that she's totally out and Bob adds that they should use the hot tub more. Mrs. Klasby then startles the Watson Family and wonders why she is soaking wet, stinks like a goat, her girdle's full of foam and why feels like she's been dropped down the stairs and tossed out of a window. Lindy and Logan both look at each other and say "I didn't do it!"
In the last scene Jasmine says that she posted the photo of them online and that they're blowing up. Lindy and Logan read out the comments and points out Mrs. Klasby's comment that says 'Dork-nozzles'. Jasmine says that they're going to get invite to every party and Logan says too bad that they're grounded for six weeks. Delia then says that her parents kept her in the basements once too. Lindy says that they're allowed to go upstairs and Delia says "So was I..." Jasmine says that they're not going to go to any parties without Lindy and Logan. Lindy then says "Grounded or not, we're really lucky to have you guys as our friends." Garrett says "So cheesy" and Jasmine says that she thinks it's sweet. Garrett then says that he was talking about the cushion and asks "Who doesn't stain-guard linen?". Delia says that she's hang with Lindy and Logan the whole six weeks then says that she'll be able to look after all the baby snakes that are in the couch. Everyone then leaps off of the couch - Lindy runs upstairs, Delia and Garrett run out of the house and Jasmine hides behind Logan - making it the first official Jogan moment - and the episode ends.
According to Piper Curda, she had "loads of fun" shooting the pilot.
This episode was filmed on February 5, 2013 but was re-filmed in September 2013 due to some changes being made.
This episode came out early on iTunes.
When Lindy said Marco and Mrs. Klasby said Polo it was a reference to the pool game called Marco Polo.
This is the first episode that shows a younger Lindy and Logan.
After the party occurs, Lindy and Logan both say simultaneously, "I Didn't Do It!", which is, presumably, a reference to the title of the series.
The differences between the original and new pilot are:
In the original pilot, it is revealed that Jasmine wears contact lenses, but it isn't revealed in the new version, so we, instead, find out about this in The New Guy.
In the orginal pilot, it was revealed that Logan had a fear of spiderwebs.
In the original pilot, Mrs. Klasby had actually died and Lindy and Logan saved her life, but in the re-shot version, they thought she had died when she was actually sleeping.
In the original pilot, it is revealed that Lindy and Logan have a gluten problem.
In the original pilot, there was another member of the gang called Vic, but his role was cut before the show was released, which was one of the reasons why the pilot had to be re-shot in September.  He can be seen in this picture.
In the original pilot, Lindy's hair was curly. In the re-filmed episode, her hair is straightened. Also, Logan had an emo hairstyle in the original pilot, but was different when the episode was re-shot.
When Garrett puts the quilt into the washing machine the fabric softener is on the other side. Then when he is startled by Mrs. Klasby the fabric softener falls into the washing machine. The fabric softener couldn't have moved that fast.
In the flashback, Delia puts the python into the couch upstairs but in the last scene the baby pythons come out of the couch in the basement.
When Garrett goes to put the quilt into the washing machine, the washing machine is in the basement. But when the foam from the washing machine starts coming into the living room, it comes from upstairs, which isn't possible since the washing machine is supposed to be in the basement.
Nora: We're concerned about your 91 year old babysitter! Bob: What happened to Mrs. Klasby? (Pans over to Mrs. Klasby sleeping in the hot tub) Lindy and Logan: I didn't do it!
Nora: Do you have any idea how upset we are?! Logan: Would pizza make it better?
Jasmine: She already got four? I am so behind! Lindy: Oh, would you stop, Jasmine? There's so much more to school than boys. I mean really, I wanna run for student council, try out for gymnastics and... become Mrs. That Guy.
Logan: Man, when I thought about picking up a lady at this party this is not how I saw it going. Lindy: Shh, Emergency Services said they'll be a while but there's nothing they can do anyway. Logan: Yeah, that's what I said, but whenever I have an idea you make it sound like I'm stupid!
Garrett: Good news: I’ve fixed the washing machine. Bad news: you need someone to fix the washing machine.
Garret: (Spits out a white thing) I think I just ate some insulation.
Mrs Klasby: Why am I soaking wet, I stink like a goat, my girdle is full of foam. Why do I feel like I've been dropped down the stairs and tossed out of the window?! (Bob and Nora look at at Lindy and Logan) Lindy and Logan: I didn't do it!!
Jasmine: We are so legendary. We're gonna get invited to every party. Logan: Yeah. Too bad we're grounded for the next six weeks.