Beat it, Blondie!
Logan to Lindy

The Not-So-Secret Lives of Mosquitos and Muskrats is the second episode of Season 2. It first aired on March 1st, 2015.


Lindy and her friends become outcasts when their fellow Muskrats learn Lindy went on a date with a student from their arch rival, the Mikita Mosquitoes. Meanwhile, Garrett starts to freak out when he realizes he’s the only one of the five who hasn’t experienced a first kiss.



Main Cast

Recurring Cast

Guest Cast

  • Michael Grant as Jake
  • Jerry Kernion as Coach Beecroft


  • This is a Valentines Day themed episode. It's also the first Valentines Day themed episode of the show, the second being The Rescuers that seemed to be a Valentines day episode in the UK
  • This episode was set to air February 22 but got moved because of the Oscars.
  • The cast had their live taping for this episode on December 16th, 2014.[1]

International Premieres

  • June 27, 2015 (Poland)
  • July 21, 2015 (Latin America and Brazil)

Memorable Quotes

Lindy: Hi.

Jake: Hi.
Lindy: We've got more.

Jake: Yes you do.

Lindy: You know whats the best part about that game was? Rubbing their noses in it. Especially that obnoxious mosquito guy.

Jasmine: He was the worst.
Delia: Yeah, what a jerk.
Lindy: I feel sorry for his girlfriend, although a guy like that probably doesn't have a girlfriend right? [waiting for a response] Anybody? Want to weigh in on the girlfriend or not?
Jasmine: Not. Can you imagine anyone wanting to kiss that?
Logan: Be hard, with that huge nose.

Lindy: It's removable you know?

Jake: Hi
Lindy: Hi. What are you doing here?
Jake: I had to see you.
Lindy: This is muskrat territory.
Jake: I don't care, had to take the chance. Can I sit?
Lindy: Sure. But not there. There. [Jake Sits and turns around to look at Lindy] Turn around, no eye contact.
Jake: I can't stop thinking about you.
Betty: I don't even know you.
Jake: No, I'm talking to her.
Betty: Then why are you looking at me?
Lindy: Betty, it's complicated
Betty: What is it?
Lindy: So, you were thinking about me? Let's pick it up from here.
Jake: I can't stop thinking about you. Have you been thinking about me?
Lindy: Kinda. Yesterday, I watched a documentary about mosquitoes. Do you know that they mate for life? It's only ten days, but it's so romantic.
Jake: I'm Jake
Lindy: I'm Lindy. Now, get outta here.
Jake: What?
Lindy: My friends could be here any minute.
Jake: I have to see you again. How about we meet at the juice bar on my side?
Lindy: Jumble Juice? Then your friends could see me. It has to be on neutral territory. How about Lincoln Park Zoo at 4:00?
Jake: See you there.

Lindy: Betty, I don't know what to do.
Betty: Whenever I feel like the world hates me, I start by ordering four smoothies


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